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Monday, August 25, 2003

5-question interview

My interview questions were posed by hippoblogopus and are answered after the interview rules. The rules for joining in are simple and are as follows:

1. If you want to participate, leave a comment saying "interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions--each person's will be different.
3. You will update your journal with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

1. If you could be the leader of any country outside of Western Europe, Canada, the United States, Russia, China, Japan, and Australia, what country would you want to lead?

Probably one of the British isles, likely Wales, since there is Welsh blood in my family. The only problem being that I'd have to give up vowels. But I guess that's Western Europe now, isn't it? Ok, maybe this question is a little limiting...

2. If you were to be inserted into the reality of any television show, what show would you most hate to be inserted into?

Any of the reality tv shows involving voting or dating. i can't stand the proximity of that much human insipidity and shallowness. or maybe cops. or the nanny.

3. If you were a professional wrestler, what finishing move would you be famous for?

The Mad Dog Belly Button Bifurcation Wedgie of Death.

4. If you could instantly become an expert on any musical instrument that you currently cannot play, what instrument would you choose?

This is hard. I love music, and cannot play anything other than the radio. By turns, I am fascinated with guitar, drums, keyboards, and violin. In the end, I would have to go with guitar, wanting to be as versatile as say michael hedges, robert fripp, al dimeola, terje rypdal, john abercrombie, or bill frissell. but even given this wish, i would always look longingly at a keyboard everytime i heard bach.

5. If all landlords can be divided into two categories, the Mr. Ropers and the Mr. Furleys, which would you prefer as your landlord? (If you're not familiar with "Three's Company," I apologize for this question; let me know if you'd like a different one.)

Roper easily. I enjoy a good deadpan. I've had a Furley. I once found him suspended from the roof by a rope tied about his waist.
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