"Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am vast. I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman

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Wednesday, August 20, 2003

other jobs i'd like to have #978: package designer. my two cents on the inane instructions on commonplace consumer products: i understand that the 'roids-raging-ape-resistant closure (i.e., child safety cap) on your prescription drugs needs directions on how to do the double-back half-gainer under a full moon whilst hopping on one leg to open the bottle. but someday when i am designing the graphics for, say, a baked good company, i am going to create a box that reads "if you can't figure out how to get to the donuts, then you deserve to starve".

oh, and admit it: anything containing sugar does not need to be resealed. just finish the package like you really wanted to.
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i used to be disgusted. now i try to be amused.
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