"Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am vast. I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman

:malicious user:

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

casualties of moving
1. angel woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. without the furniture in the bedroom, she had no reference point. she made her way to the door, opened it . . .

. . . and walked into the closet.

2. i think i sprained my right butt cheek.
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i used to be disgusted. now i try to be amused.
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