"Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am vast. I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman |
:malicious user:
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
envelope please|
background music:
chick corea - light years
caitlin cary - i'm staying out
utopia - another live
csny - deja vu
aqualung - still life
david johansen - live it up
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the award for dumbest thing said that i passed up the opportunity to answer with a sarcastic comment goes to:
i get a voicemail yesterday from a mr. collins, a recruiter who would like my recommendation on a client who once worked for me. would i call him back to discuss ms. t?
so i dial up mr. collins.
"hello, mr. collins speaking."
"hello mr. collins. this is bob ***. i'm returning your call regarding ms. t."
"oh yes, thank you calling back. is this a good time for you?"
i paused. i measured my options. i replied, "yes, it's a good time."
my place in heaven is assured.
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