"Do I contradict myself? Very well, I contradict myself. I am vast. I contain multitudes." -Walt Whitman

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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

moving tip #17: flotsam/jetsam

when you become overwhelmed by the task of going through all those boxes in the basement to decide what to keep, what to sell or donate, and what to throw out, arrange for one of the main water pipes to burst. Two inches of water is sufficient to turn your basement into a shallow pond, and a shallow pond is enough to turn a huge hunk of those items into worthless crap that you need haul no further than the curbside on trash day.

stupendously bad timing: just one more service we offer here at chez malice.
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i used to be disgusted. now i try to be amused.
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