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Friday, December 09, 2005

career move

i've finally decided what i want to be when i grow up! i want to be a voluptuary!

battling my way through 30 miles of freezing rain, beating the friggin' plows to the parking lot, and being greeted by a voicemail that did little more than set the stage for a urinary smackdown: these are the more recent contributing factors to my decision to change jobs.

now, i need your help: (1) what institute offers the most prestigious degree in arte voluptarius? (2) are class materials provided, or do i need to bring my own? (3) who out there wants to sponsor me?

thanks, and enjoy the weekend.
posted by bob  [7:38 AM]
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