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Thursday, June 08, 2006

white sluts
my television viewing habit is sporadic, but the one show i watch pretty faithfully is jeopardy! every night after dinner angel and i sit down to, as she puts it, 'get stupid'. some nights we're more stupider than others. but i digress.

for about the past month, the fine McLawyer franchise of Weitz & Luxenberg airs a 15-second spot right before final jeopardy. it's one of those made-at-home on a 20-year-old pc commercials that mostly consists of a powerpoint slide and a voiceover. at the very end of the piece, the baritone narrator (instilling in us the surety that Weitz & Luxembourg are both personally waiting to pick up the phone when you call, and certainly not the completely fabricated name of a lawyer-in-a-box who graduated last from the community college at buckwheat-on-kracke, alaska) urges us to call 1-800-476-6070, or to log on to . . .

"double-you double-you double-you dot white sluts dot com"

i get the giggles every time.

every single time.
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i used to be disgusted. now i try to be amused.
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